While I was staying at my parents a peculiar thing happened.
It was almost dusk, the brown leaves covered the ground and attached to the fibers of my button-up, knit boots as I made my way to the car. It had been a long day full of unanswerable questions, like why I only come home when I run out of clothes, or where all the money in my bank account has disappeared to...
Button-up knit boots?
*Cough*. Pepperoni pizza was needed.
I started the engine and swung into reverse; just then I heard a loud popping sound. I watched through my rearview mirror as an explosion of blue liquid shot into the sky. I turned around in my seat just in time to see the Tarantino-esque spray make its way back to the earth. I sat, thoughts racing:
Oh. my. God.
Did I just manslaughtered a Goblin?
A teensy, weensy aristocrat?
My insurance rates are going to hell.
And finally, my last thought as I surveyed the icy, blue carnage...
Talk about great product placement:
P.S. I'm also going to start publishing some imports from my old blog. They will be tagged "imported"and retain their original posting dates.