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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Okay, Now You've Done It!

I finished my project for digital layout. All I have to do now is print and assemble it for next week.

I did all my errands.

I put gas in my car before it hit E.

I talked to my mother on the phone today.

I made a freakin' "To-Do List". And then I used it.

All I wanted was to sit back in my computer chair, siphon through Megavideo links until I found something entertaining to watch, and eat some Edy's Slow Churned Rich and Creamy French Silk Ice Cream.



But no. I opened it to find this!:




That whiteness isn't vanilla swirl, peeps. It's the bottom of the tub.

Who does that, by the way? There's two spoonfuls in there. At least if you had emptied it and put it in the trash I wouldn't of had that moment of discovery: snuggled up in my rolly chair, feet up, ready for sci fi adventures. Spoon at the ready.

I'll get you for this, Megan. Some things are sacred. You DO NOT come between me and chocolatey, slow churned goodness. Not now. Not ever.

I asked you. I asked you. Do you want me to pick you up anything from the store while I'm gone? You said no.

There will be retribution... Mark my words, I'll find other uses for that spoon:




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That is all.

12 comments:

  1. I hated having roommates! Seriously they suck ><

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  2. want me to bust a cap in her @$$? i'm a horrible shot. but if she ate all your ice cream, it should be an easy target. also. i'm just playin'. megan is a pretty name.

    and i went to read this post. but then i saw squishy. and got distracted. but i came back.

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  3. Ooooh, I would have been so pissed off!

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  4. You should write a long tirade of a note and stick it on the freezer. That's another awesome roommate move.

    Bummer about your ice cream, though. I love that flavor!! Also, kudos on actually doing the shit on your list. I thought that accomplishment was an urban legend for sure.

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  5. I have a permanent roommate that does that...and I tell him all the time, "it's a good thing you're cute!"

    But come one, you never come between a woman & her chocolate. She totally broke the girl code!

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  6. Dude that's just wrong. I hate it when people do that!

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  7. oh NO! that is the worst feeling ever.
    I'm an ice cream extremist, no joke. I love it.

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  8. I'd have eaten it too, but at least i'd have finished the whole carton.

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  9. I'm feeling really sorry for Megan right about now...

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  10. i came back to feed squishy. that thing can eat i tell ya. don't leave ice-cream laying around him.

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  11. All I could think of watching that video was:

    Hey, I have spoons like that.

    Also, I could only make it to the shower scene. Because really, I did not want to start my day watching a rotundly man in the shower beaten with a spoon. I'll come back around 4:00.

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